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Beanis
It’s a beanie! It’s a penis! No it’s a Beanis!
A long time ago, the guy I was dating asked if I would make him a set of cock and balls. I guess he was inspired after he saw me make a sock monkey.
Fast-forward about 4 years:
Mom: What are you making?
Sally: You don’t want to know.
Mom: Why not?
Sally: You just don’t.
Mom: It looks like a little hat.
Sally: It’s not.
Mom: Why are you using your good sock yarn?
Sally: Because it’s the color I wanted.
Mom: Does it have to do with the Longhorns?
Horrify your mom, amuse your knitting/crochet circle, delight your boyfriend and baffle everyone else by making a Beanis of your very own.
Editrix’s note: The Longhorns are the University of Texas’ sports teams, the most popular of which is probably (American) football.]
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- First published: February 2007
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