This pattern was designed for a knit-a-long for the SuperSeriousSockKnitters group and its original name was the PENISPOOPCAKEWAFFLE SOCK.

Because I, along with many others, can no longer safely use Rav (the new design causes me severe headaches), I am removing my patterns from here. This pattern is available as a pay-what-you-want pattern on Payhip.com. Thanks for understanding!

The penises (penii? penes?) are in the cuff/frosting. The sample sock is Red Velvet Cakewaffle, and the heel and toe represent bird poo.

For more about cakewaffles, poopwaffles, peniswaffles, peniscakewaffles, and penispoopcakewaffles, see the Completely Pointless and Arbitrary Group Group.

Note! The smaller size has been added to the pattern!!

Another note! The G-rated cuff variation (Thanks, Glenna!) is available if you click the “download” button.