You know the Elder Gods are going to win in the end, right?. R’lyeh! So you might as well show them you’re on their side (or else…) If you can’t beat them, join them! So while this hat won’t protect you from total insanity, it will keep you warm. Hey, it’s cold in the Abyss! Go Team Cthulhu!

This pattern has two options, starting at the shaping section: a medium/large hat, and a small hat. The rest of the pattern is the same for both.