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Pattern name inspired by this scene from Psych: Very Close Talking.

Finished Measurements:
Small size: 8” tall from brim to crown,
and fits a 18”-22” head.
Large size: 9.5” tall from brim to crown,
and fits a 20”-24” head.

Yarn:
1 Skein of Fondle by Schmutzerella Yarns
100% Merino
218 yards (199 meters) per 100 grams

Small Size with Short brim:
Colorway “Incarcerated In A Blueberry”
Approximately 110 yards (100 meters) used.

Large size with Long brim:
Colorway “You Heard About Pluto?”
Approximately 175 yards (160 meters) used.

Needles:
US 5 (3.75mm) 16” (40cm) circular
US 7 (4.5mm) 16” (40cm) circular

Gauge (after blocking):
20sts and 24 rows = 4” (20cm) in stockinette