You want to know the thrilling story, why we got nothing but a scarf-issue here? I get quite a few mails circling around this topic, it´s not even worth a story, it´s a scarf by definition, by my definition, of course, quite easy to understand but a lot harder to wear.
How would you drape a shawl around your lovely shoulders (or around mine, they are lovely too, but that´s not he point here) which is about 1 kilometer long & half as wide as the valley I happen to live in? I hope you agree, that this fact is quite a challenge & that the remedy demands scientific studies to begin with !
This was exactly my approach. The only way to keep this godawful & absolutely unnecessary scarf where it belongs, which is hopefully around your shoulders, you got to fix them, is this understood? – and how would you accomplish this task? Right, call the creative emergency hotline, but watch out, they charge you €1,15/min & the outcome might be very poor & you too after all & it´s no fun either. So you better follow my advice and get yourself some nice sleeves, or at least one, ask your neighbors, friends, relatives, there are homeless sleeves around, you wouldn´t believe it! And if this doesn´t work to your satisfaction either, well, do I really have to tell you? Get your needles, ladies, or even better, leave those „believe-me“ models to folks, who are ingenious (like me, for instance), because there is still one problem left unsolved yet & I´m going to come up with the perfect solution right away, but not here, just move on to the next model „coppermine revisited“ is a perfect choice, we got the elegant way of dealing with tough situations on a picture captured there by secret forces again.
And don´t try to carry on reading here, I´m gonna take the emergency exit myself…..