This pattern creates a cute and tiny (4.5 in tall) alien robot. It’s a great way to use up your scrap yarn because you only need 14-18 yds of one color and 10-14 yards of another.

This pattern creates a small, flaccid dick with balls. It can be worked in any size but worsted weight will create one that is palm-sized (3 in or so).

This pattern uses very little yarn to create a cute Eggdog meme plush. If you use worsted weight yarn, you’ll end up with an Eggdog about 3 inches tall.