100% That Bitch Hat by Original Spin

100% That Bitch Hat

Knitting
April 2020
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
30 stitches and 28 rows = 4 inches
in stockinette
US 2 - 2.75 mm
475 - 525 yards (434 - 480 m)
Adult
English
This pattern is available from etsy.com for $6.00.

Hey, congratulations on your DNA test! I heard that, turns out, you are 100% that bitch! Whether you’ve got a new man on the Minnesota Vikings, or are crying because you’re in love, the one thing we can all agree on is that we should be trying to harness our inner goddesses to reach the new planes of self acceptance and love for others that is preached by high priestess Lizzo. In your efforts to feel good as hell, take some time and make this hat! Make it for a bitch you love, whether that is you or someone else.

This hat not only features the mantra we’ve all been repeating in our moments of self doubt, but 20% of the sale of this pattern will go to The Mr Holland’s Opus Foundation, which works to support underfunded music programs in public and under-resourced schools! Not only will you look great, but you’ll be helping the next generation of young musicians!.

Some deetz on this Original Spin original pattern:
This hat is worked in three colors (I used under a skein of each color) on US size #2 needles
The difficulty level is medium
The skills needed are: knitting, purling, increasing and decreasing stitches, stranded color work, and a Latvian braid (the pattern includes a tutorial)
It includes instructions written in American knitting terms

Help keep music in schools, and be your own soulmate by choosing this pattern and spending some time making something for your damn self!