I love celebrating feminism in all aspects of my life; especially with my crochet, and  especially with decor! This planter cozy checks all the boxes. Beautiful crochet boobies  that can be made in any color and displayed proudly with your plant friends :)  This pattern is worked with nothing but single crochet in the round and there is just a  little bit of sewing. This would be a fantastic project for beginner amigurumists, or  something simple that the more advanced can work up in a day.   Your finished cozy should fit a planter that stands 4 inches tall, and measures 4.5  inches in diameter, or you can always add or reduce rounds to fit planters of different  sizes.    
This pattern is 7 pages long, written in English, and includes several color photos to help along the way.
Supplies needed to make your amigur-boobies:
5mm hook
4mm hook
Worsted weight yarn in tan &  peach (or colors of your  choice)
Darning needle
Stitch marker
Polyester fiberfill
A planter of your choice,  measuring 4.5 inches in  diameter

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