Looking for that perfect present for someone… special in your life? The Ass Rag Washcloth is a funny and functional crochet project that combines a practical washcloth with a cheeky message. The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Ass Rag Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft and absorbent but also likely to make someone think twice before stealing it. Check out our other washcloth patterns!

Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try! Available to purchase on Ravelry and our website.

Our finished Ass Rag Washcloth is approx. 19.5cm x 16cm

Materials
Knit Picks Dishie (Cotton)
- Coffee 40g (approx. 70 metres / 76 yards)
4.5mm crochet hook
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Stitch Marker