The Boomtown Beanie has just found out it’s got a grumpy teenaged child who’s moved in and decided everyone in the family needs to become a vegan anarchist. This pattern is in support of the Tits Out Collective, which you can read about here: Countess Ablaze Blog Post

£2 of each pattern sold will go to Addaction, a UK-based charity helping people with addictions and mental ill-health.

You can choose how rude you’d like your beanie to be, from mildly suggestive (something even a child or an elderly aunt could wear), through to fully obvious. And you can even stick a ‘Tits out!’ slogan into it.

Choose two highly contrasting colours of any DK and crack on. You’ll need about 30g (60m/65yd) of each yarn - or 50g of each if you add a bobble.