Who doesn’t want to look like the famous SookPit Reddit veggie dogs?? I absolutely did, so I had to make a human broccoli and broccolini hat!

Using a light green and a dark green worsted yarn can transform you into the talk of the town. Cool as a cucumber? That’s so 2021. Be cool as a broccoli.

You will need around 315 yards of light green and 360 yards of dark green of your choice. The higher the ounces of yarn, the bigger your florets will turn out.

The child size is modeled by my 3 year old broccolini, but fits my 9 year old perfectly as well.

There are customizations for child size and adult size throughout the pattern! Lots of pictures, details, and tips.