Inspired by the a knitter meme off of the Hugo song 99 Problems. The knitter version goes

‘If your having stitch problems

I feel bad for you son.

I got 99 problems

and a purl ain’t one.’

The pattern has 99 stitches in its cast on and no purl stitches. I wanted something so heavily cabled that the cables become a texture. Because of this, the pattern is suitable for highly variegated yarns.

Note on yarn: You need 110 yards for bulky or 220 yards of worsted. You will be working the worsted double throughout the pattern.

This pattern is two pages with full color photos.

1st Mystery KAL in CeliaAnne Designs Group.