As soon as I saw Wee John in his hand-knit emo sweater, I knew I needed to make one for myself. This isn’t so much of a pattern as it is my untested notes, written up for the general size of my specific body (a Midwestern extra-medium woman), so it may need to be altered for different body shapes. It can be knit on different needle sizes and I think it technically could be knit up in any weight of yarn if the needles are big enough, but it will change the gauge and therefore the stitch count. Some math may be necessary to get the fit that’s perfect for you. If you want help, I’m pretty good at yarn-math, so just DM me @Lyndzi on Twitter/X.