Chichester is a little knitted pig, made from a one piece, no-sew, super quick pattern. Make lots of them and hide them in peoples’ pockets.

A German translation by Julie Röder is available here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlUmoTXMLBiMDF6UHJwREJX... and a version for two needles by Jen Sloan is here: http://apocalypseknits.blogspot.com/2012/01/chichester-pi...