Oh, Conan. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve cheered you on and cheered you off. Where would we be without the Walker Texas Ranger Lever, PimpBot 5000, or of course Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?? Conan, you were robbed!

The true king of late night will be moving on to greener pastures (we’ll be watching!) but for now this little guy will have to do. He’s tall, pale, and red-headed just like Conan. You’ll crochet him with simple stitches and easy to find materials, all detailed in this pattern which will be emailed to you as a PDF. He’s even got a removable beard, for those times when he’s on strike or off air! Conan’s jacket is removable too; dress him up or dress him down. Finished he’ll stand almost 15” tall. Big guy!