It’s Saturday night and you’re bored. We’ve all been there: your friends have tried to float idea after idea, but nothing really seems to appeal. Then, in desperation, someone says, “let’s go cow tipping!” and you have a brief chuckle.

…but really, who has cows near where you live anyway? …and does that even work? …plus, you’re pretty sure that you read somewhere that cow tipping is a good way to injure yourself and the animal. Not cool.

Luckily, I’ve provided you with directions to make your own cow tipping toy. Convenient and cruelty-free!

Note: Yes, I suggest using a bulky weight yarn and also suggest using Lily Sugar’n Cream, which is more of a worsted weight. This is because I used two strands held together. So, I suggest either using a bulky weight yarn, or two strands of worsted held together. (You can play a little fast and loose with this, since, as a toy, you don’t need to be too exacting about the gauge)