Bahahahahahahahahaha!

That’s what the minions say, and that’s how I laugh when I see these hats. These are crocheted in 100% acrylic yarn. You get your choice, in this pattern, of how many eyes you wish to have on your hat (one or two), and directions for spiky black hair, black button eyes, blue tassels and ear flaps, and three different sizes.
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Sizes are as follows:
Small (fits 2-3T)
Medium (fits average kids head)
Large (fits small adult head)