Splooge buddies are typically found in the millions, so make a few and use them as gag gifts, Bachelor/ette parties, Father’s Day, or in pregnancy announcements.

Materials
5.0mm crochet hook
Acrylic worsted weight yarn - I used Big Twist in White
2 - 6mm safety eyes
2oz Polyfiberfill stuffing
Darning needle
Blush makeup (optional)
1 - Stitch marker (optional)

Stitches
MC Magic Circle
Ch Chain
SC Single Crochet
SC DEC Single Crochet Decrease, Crochet 2 Together