Please be advised that this pattern includes some strong language. There are charts of various degrees of maturity. If you are easily offended, please do not download this pattern.

Do you ever just feel like cussing loudly in the dead of winter? I know that I do. This hat was designed to express the negative feelings of winter in 4 ratings: G, PG, 14A, 18A.

This pattern includes 5 different charts (all my favourite 4 letter words are covered!!).

This hat is knit in the round, using the stranded colour work method. Carry your floats carefully! Don’t pull too tight or leave too loose.

Due to the colour work in this hat. I would recommend using a wool or wool blend (this fibre blocks the best and blocking will help to make your colour work look perfect).

Now curl up with your favourite movie, your knitting and let your bad attitude shine.