This is not a pattern. This is a “recipe” for custom fitting a glove to your (or another’s) hand. The method is pretty intuitive for the more experienced crocheter, with easy-to-follow instructions and explanations for a newer crocheter. A hand drawn chart is included for the thumb gusset.

I hope you enjoy my not-a-pattern! If you have any questions, feel free to get in touch.

Edit: If you’re looking for something more pattern-like, try out my Dead Simple Fingerless Mitts. My glove “recipe” is sort of a continuation on this theme.

Items made from my patterns are intended for personal use, sale, or world domination--as long as I get a parking space wherever I want once the world is yours.