Want an eye-poking bag to carry around your dice? The Dick Dice Bag is perfect as a gag gift for your boardgame buddies or to keep your treasures safe. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous). The pattern is NO SEW except for weaving in your ends. Foreskin and pubes are optional extras. There’s even a little pop of pink!

This crochet pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

Using Aran weight yarn and a 4.5mm hook, the shaft of the Dick Dice Bag is approximately 13cm in length. The size will vary depending on yarn, hook, and tension.

Materials
Aran weight yarn (4 Season SpotSaver)
Natural and Pink 70g (approx. 110 metres / 120 yards)
4.5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
Stitch Markers
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
9mm Pony Beads (2) – optional