You know someone who needs this hat! And you need this hat!

I don’t suppose many pirates in the Caribbean need warm winter hats, but I don’t care. I was feeling contrary one morning and thinking about that line from the movie and I thought, I need a hat that explains that I am not going to be helpful today. If you need one too, make it and wear it and when some fool wants something from you, just give them a pointed look. Ah, satisfaction!

I have included instructions to make this hat either with a stranded Fair Isle technique, or double knit, take your pick.