Never one to let a trend float past, Dolores has made a deep dive into the mermaiding craze. You’ll find her flipping a fin almost every day at the spa pool, churning up waves and waving at sailors. When invited to a chic swim-in that may or may not (we’re not allowed to say) have taken place on Gwyneth’s private sandbar, she tapped fashion-forward designer Julia Farwell-Clay for an outfit that would make waves even in a school of celebrities. Ever practical, she further insisted that the same ensemble be suitable for her hourly performances as the new headliner of the Fish Tank Lounge at Earl’s Famous World of Seaweed (and Auto Supply) in Warm Spit, Florida.