My sister has been friends with George since the late ‘90s. In fact, our family (particularly, my mom - “Cha Cha”) claimed George as a son. At some point, George and I came up with the idea to cross-stitch some pretty raunchy phrases in sweet, delicate scenes. We envisioned an alphabet sampler with a cute little cottage in the middle (everyone’s grandparents had these on a pillow or in a frame). Except ours would say, “Fck Off” or “Don’t be a Cnt.” I have literally had this idea in the back of my mind for ten years, but guess what? I don’t cross stitch. HOWEVER, with some encouragement, I decided to create my very FIRST crochet pattern. I hope you’ll get a kick out of making this pillow - for yourself, as a funny gift, or a friendly reminder to someone who really needs reminding.

Pattern Chart will be used to complete FRONT of pillow.
White blocks will use COLOR A, half-double crochet stitch hdc. Pink blocks will use COLOR B, puff stitch puff st.