This pattern is for “immature audiences” only, who want to tell their neighbours, friends, and the world to Eff Off.

DETAILS

SIZE
Adult (or angsty teen 12+): ~ 9” tall x 8.5” wide to fit 21 – 23”
head circumference.

GAUGE
11 sts and 13 rows = 4x4” / 10x10 cm in Stockinette worked flat on US 15/ 10mm

YARN
Super Bulky Yarn (weight 6) in two contrasting colours.

APPROXIMATE YARDAGE OF YARN REQUIRED
Main colour: 60 yards Contrast colour: 20 yards

NEEDLES
US 13 / 9 mm, 16” circular needles
US 15 / 10 mm, 16” circular needles & double pointed needles

NOTIONS
Tapestry Needle, stitch marker, scissors, pom pom (optional)

This pattern is worked in the round from brim to top. With the exception of the ribbed brim (k1, p1), it is entirely knit in stockinette with stranded colourwork.

Be mindful of floats when switching colours. I recommend catching floats every 3-4 stitches.

If necessary, size down to US 11 / 8mm for brim & US 13 / 9mm for body of hat to meet gauge - you may end up too small if you pull your colourwork too tight and too big if you’re a looser knitter.

This pattern is for personal use only. You are welcome to sell finished products and I would love to see them by giving credit & tagging me @CedarLakeKnits and using the hashtag #EffOffHat on social media.

Please do not copy or share this pattern.