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Has life got your twat in a twist? Our Emotional Support Muff is a friendly reminder that you are special and worthy of all the good things! You can customise your Muff with some fluffy hair or keep it clean-shaven – there’s no shame in our hair game. The pattern also includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit a number of yarn choices. Instructions are also provided on how to attach the tags to your Emotional Support Muff. Be sure to check out our other Emotional Support buddies.

This crochet amigurumi pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

Using Aran weight acrylic and a 4mm hook, our Emotional Support Muff is approximately 9cm tall. The size will vary depending on the yarn, hook, and tension.

Materials
Aran weight acrylic yarn (4 Seasons SpotSaver)
Pink (5g – approx. 9m / 10 yards)
Natural (25g – approx. 39m / 43 yards)
Worsted weight acrylic yarn (Color Theory)
Nutmeg (15g – approx. 34m / 37 yards)
Optional: Scrap of Black DK yarn for Eyelashes
4mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
12mm Kawaii Safety Eyes
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Packing Tape
Thin Cardboard