F*ck Snow Mittens by Schin Loong

F*ck Snow Mittens

Knitting
September 2020
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
32 stitches = 4 inches
US 1 - 2.25 mm
US 1½ - 2.5 mm
US 2 - 2.75 mm
130 - 150 yards (119 - 137 m)
Teens, adult men, adult women
English
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Just the right mittens to wear when you have to shovel the driveway, chip ice off frozen car doors, driving while wet and cold at the same time, and when snow gets tracked into the house and everything is muddy and gross. Arghh!

Knitted in the round from the bottom up, you can use any two contrasting colors and this project will take less than one 50g skein of yarn per color.
Includes a set of censored and uncensored hand charts for the F word.

It‘s a fast knit and makes a great gift for loved ones who are always complaining of the cold!

The gauge is 32 sts for 4 inches to fit a women‘s medium but you can size up your needles to fit a bigger hand.

This pattern also includes step by step pictures, links and video explaining the thumb and gusset.