Freezing My Tits Off by Stephanie Wallick

Freezing My Tits Off

Crochet
October 2021
DK (11 wpi) ?
6 repeats = 4 inches
in Using 4.0mm hook...Alternate rows of dc and sc, 16 stitches by 12 rows (6dc and 6sc rows) = 4"x4"
4.0 mm (G)
1200 - 1400 yards (1097 - 1280 m)
82"x14"
US
English
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This easy crochet rectangle shawl / wrap pattern is for all of you out there who get cold and do not fucking appreciate it. Like me :)

This rectangular wrap crochet pattern is perfect for the person who needs a little extra warmth at the office because they keep the A/C at what feels like -10 degrees. You can express your disdain and nobody even has to know unless you tell them!

For a less subtle look, work the clusters in a contrasting color! Or for a MORE subtle look, convert the cluster stitch down to a 2 stitch cluster or, do like my testers did, and use a variegated or colorful yarn!

Yarn -
3.5 skeins - Bernat Softee Baby Yarn, (100% Acrylic; 362y; 140g): Soft Peach, 1250y; 475g

Hook -
4.0mm/G

Notions -
Yarn Needle

Special Stitches:
Cluster Stitch
Diagonal Spike Stitch - https://youtu.be/v8LIvmXmLuQ