“Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual – who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology – that Homer Simpson has stumbled into… dramatizing lightning… the Third Dimension!” – Professor Frink

We can’t have a Geek-A-Long blanket called Mad Scientists without Professor Frink. The Simpsons have been around FOREVER, and Frink has roughly 24 years of anecdotal proof that he belongs here.

Professor Jonathan Frink Jr. is Springfield’s socially inept college professor and local scientist. He often tries to help the town with his inventions, and most of the time they just make the situation worse. To honor him, we put him and his bow-tie on a square.