The Ineffable Plan is to make these Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens) a part of an Ineffable Blanket. This pattern should work for both knit and crochet, as well as cross stitch. Use bigger or smaller needles/hooks as desired to make the squares bigger or smaller. It should be ‘neffing heavenly/diabolical. Colours are up to you.

Thank you to Neil Gaiman for making us a wonderful show - we are all glad that Uncle Terry would be proud.

GNU Terry Pratchett