Funny things can happen to us in the middle of the night. Especially if this is the third night in the row to be up with a baby, who wants to eat all the time. Then the crazy with exhaustion brain comes up with things like this little baby hat. I hope you will find it as funny as I do. It is very easy and fast to knit. Would take about an hour or so, unless you are constantly interrupted by your nearest and dearest. Best of all it is knitted in the round, so no purling. The hat knit in Worsted Weight yarn, using #5 needles. I used Clover bamboo, nice, smooth and not slippery. Of course, it can be made up in just one color or in different color combinations for a totally different look.
Here is the pattern. Enjoy.

Size:
0-3 months.

Materials:
1 ball of Color A in Worsted Weight, I used Zara, by Filatura Di Crosa. This hat needed about a half of the ball.
1 ball of Color B in Worsted Weight, I used Swish Worsted by
Knit Picks - I just needed a little bit.
5 DPNS #5
Tapestry needle to weave in the ends.

Abbreviations:
K - knit.
P - purl.
K2tog - knit 2 stitches together.
K3tog - knit 3 stitches together.

Gage:
5 stitches and 6 rows per inch