Is getting ready to go to school like getting ready for extended deep sea diving? Then this pattern is for you! From the greatest movie of all time, “A Christmas Story,” comes the scarf that Randy wore when he couldn’t put his arms down!

Extra long, this scarf measures about 90 inches--just enough to wrap around your head multiple times like Randy’s mother did. Despite the length, it works up quickly, as it uses bulky yarn and a huge hook.

Make this scarf for your “A Christmas Story” fan… I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!