A design for a cuddly penis plushie with a semi-realistic head shape.

Plushie is worked in two parts: the shaft is pretty standard amigurumi in-the-round, whereas the head is worked flat and then seamed up into the appropriate 3d shape.

These instructions are written with sport weight cotton in mind. With this yarn and a 2.5mm hook, the amigurumi will be about 16cm long.
As always with amigurumi, gauge isn’t really important and you can easily replace the yarn with the brand of your choice, as long as you use an appropriate hook to get a nice tight fabric.

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