My sister’s bachelorette party is wednesday, and I wanted to knit her something funny and naughty. The smallest naughty thing I found (besides pasties) was the penis chapstick holder (thanks to Lindsay), but they’re all either crocheted or the knit ones don’t have patterns.. so I’m winging it.. and here it is!

I used BitterBuffalo25’s Knit Penis Chapstick Holder as visual reference.

This is not an original idea. It is my interpretation where a pattern was lacking. Do whatever you want with it. It’s fun. Let me know if there’s any problems.

Note: Livejournal site has adult content notice; you must click the “Yes I am at least 14 years old” button to get to the pattern.