Are your children exceptionally badly behaved?

Is the threat of a grinning elfish spy reporting to Santa not making an impact?

Instead of Elf on a Shelf try Krampus on a Couch!

Yes, this threatening specter will sit and watch, ready to beat naughty children with switches or, if they’re very bad, drag them off in his basket to who-knows-where!

Or, if you don’t have kids, have a Krampus friend of your very own!