Let’s start by addressing that while my knitting is on par with Gideon’s swordwork, my crocheting is on par with Gideon’s flirt game. These patterns might be a disaster. If you recognize that I fucked something up, please feel free to leave a comment translating my mistake so that future crocheters can get it right.

I’m hoping these are the first in a series, in which I can add the rest of the Nine Houses, so stay tuned!

Mine turned out fairly large; maybe 3” wide. I used worsted weight yarn, a USA 4 crochet hook (E), and a tension that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as the sexual tension of regrowing a bone arm.

If you love this pattern and want to celebrate it via capitalism, you should give the money to the Trevor Project to support the LGBTQ community (which, in our fave series, is everywhere) and mental health (which, in our fave series, is nowhere to be found).

For The Ninth!