I am obsessed with horror movies and crocheting. So, how does one meld those two interests together? By crocheting machetes my dear viewers!

This is the second release in a series of patterns I am calling Dangerous Implements. The pattern utilizes size 10 crochet thread and a 1.5 mm hook. Now, as with all of my thread based patterns, sizing up is not a problem. Just use heavier weight yarn and a corresponding hook that will give you a fairly tight fabric. Your machete will be truly gigantic, but hey, I’m not going to judge you for wanting to crochet a larger than life machete!

Directions use US crochet terminology and abbreviations and are appropriate for an experienced beginner and beyond.

Show your love for horror movies, decorate your Halloween tree with machete ornaments or hey, just let everyone know you are an amazing bushwhacker who really likes to chop stuff up! Whatever your motivation, CROCHET A MACHETE today!