This crochet pattern is for your very own happy little Mister Hankey, the Christmas Poo!

An original pattern by Fat Lady Crochet. Please note this is a crochet pattern, not the finished physical item.

This easy (but not beginner) crochet pattern is written in US terms and is designed for crocheters with a solid understanding of simple crochet, and who don’t mind a little bit of sewing. Lots of photos are included to help you along the way.

You will need:
• 50 grams size 3 DK yarn in brown
• 25 grams size 3 DK yarn in white, red
• Scrap amount size 3 DK yarn in black
• Crochet hook size D 3.00 mm
• Tapestry needle
• Fiber Fill
• Stitch marker
• 2 small black buttons ONLY if piece is intended for people over 3 years of age
• Optional: white acrylic paint if using buttons

Notes
• Mister Hankey’s body and hat are worked in one piece.
• Mister Hankey is worked in continuous rounds from the bottom up.
• Mister Hankey’s hands and arms are worked separately and sewn on.
• Mister Hankey stands roughly 8 inches tall.

Thank you for supporting my small, Canadian, woman-owned business. Please do sell lots of your finished work, but credit fat.lady.crochet on Instagram and Fat Lady Crochet on Facebook. You do not have permission to sell, publish or reproduce this pattern anywhere.

This is an instant PDF download, NOT the finished crochet piece. Once payment has been received, you will be able to download this pattern. If you have trouble downloading your pattern, please message me. Sorry, no returns, refunds or exchanges on PDF downloads.