The One Eyed Willy Warmer is a perfect gift for the pricks in your life! Whip up a few of these to keep the ‘ole Johnson warm this winter or hand them out as gag gifts for the holidays. We’ve used soft, acrylic yarn and allowed plenty of room for Willy to grow. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous).

The pattern includes instructions on how to adjust Willy’s size and is NO SEW except for weaving in your ends. Foreskin and pubes are optional extras.

This crochet pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

Using worsted weight yarn and a 4.5mm hook, the Shaft of the One Eyed Willy Warmer is approximately 12.5cm in circumference and 11.5cm in length. The size will vary depending on yarn, hook, and tension.

Materials
Worsted weight yarn (Lion Brand Color Theory)
Bone 45g (approx. 102 metres / 112 yards)
Nutmeg (Pubes)
4.5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
Stitch Markers
Scissors
Tapestry needle