Here is a sweater you can finish in an hour… or maybe two.

What’s that? Its not a real sweater? Well… it is absurdly small and completely impractical. But its a true representative of the top-down, seamless, in-the-round sweater. If you follow this pattern, you’ll have made one and you’ll be ready to make another in a bigger size.

What do you do with an absurdly small sweater?

1) give it to the first person who sees it and starts making baby talk
2) put it on your daughter’s fashion doll
3) put it on your own fashion doll
4) give it to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/etc and see if they breakup with you. (If they do its totally not my fault. That person was a jerkface.) How big does the sweater have to be to trigger the sweater curse?