Why? Because I can.

Inspired by the Agent Provocateur cardigan from a few years ago, but a few changes: longer length, thicker yarn, bigger dicks.

Yes, it’s a cardigan covered in penises. Hang on to your pearls, ladies. This sassy cardigan makes a statement. I really don’t know what that statement is, but there you go. Wear it to the grocery store, the next PTA meeting, or in-law’s house!

The entire cardigan is charted out. You can do a steek, like I did, or knit it flat (but just know you’ll be doing color work on wrong side rows).

YARDAGE (for yarn substitutions)
Main Color/background (MC): 1263 (1263, 1339, 1442) yards
Peen (P): Your color of choice 206 (206, 309, 309) yards
Initials (I): Your color of choice 206 (206, 206, 206) yards

Purchasing a print copy will also get you a free digital download (thrugh MagCloud only), so you can get started on your project right away.