Ever wanted to hide your beer can in a penis shaped sleeve? Then this is the pattern for you.

Materials:
Hook: 5mm (H)
Tapestry Needle
Stuffing (for the balls)
Yarn: I used Filcolana Peruvian Highland Wool and Drops Nepal. (But any yarn for hook 5mm will do)
Color A: the color of the shaft (<50 g)
Color B: the color of the glans (25 g)
Color C: a few cm black yarn to embroider the meatus