An easy, fast, free, no-sew, one-page pattern. You can finish a pencil topper in 10-15 minutes! Good for stash busting your worsted-weight yarns. Neon brights and nude tones work well. Jazz up your favorite writing implement or attach a jump ring to make a keyring, necklace pendant, zipper pull, or fertility charm.

Backstory: I created dozens of penis pencil toppers to give to attendees at a Celebration of Life as a remembrance of my dear friend Heather Bush, 1972-2024. Heather was a tireless advocate of safe sex education in Utah schools and community facilities. She worked at the Utah Department of Health & Human Services, HIV/AIDS Prevention & Harm Reduction team. She also had a love of handicrafts and bawdy humor.

Finished length: 1.5 inches/4 cm.

Materials needed:

• E/3.5 mm or F/3.75 mm crochet hook
• worsted weight (4/medium) yarn in any color you like

You will need to know how to:

• single crochet
• double crochet
• slip stitch
• Magic Loop
• crochet in back loops only
• single crochet increase
• invisible fasten off