Penis Sock by Dale Peterson

Penis Sock

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Knitting
March 2015
Worsted (9 wpi) ?
17 stitches and 23 rows = 4 inches
US 8 - 5.0 mm
50 - 75 yards (46 - 69 m)
one-size
English
Discontinued. This digital pattern is no longer available online.

This is a simple pattern with simple shaping. It is designed to be a fast and fun project, yet the techniques used can be applied to many different projects. For example, the casing used is essentially a rolled-edge cast-on, which is perfect for the bottom hem of a sweater.

Although the design is stockinette stitch, this pattern can easily be altered to incorporate color-work, cables, or textures. It is also the perfect canvas to practice duplicate stitch techniques.

The size of the garment can easily be customized to accommodate men of larger or smaller proportions. The size included may seem a bit large at first glance, but it is big enough to allow for… ummm…expansion.

The best part of this design is the ability to use the toilet without removing the entire garment. The “hat” on the end flips back to reveal an opening which eliminates the need to remove the garment in the restroom.

Please be aware that the pattern for this item contains photos that some people may find offensive. If you do not want to see this garment being worn, then do not buy the pattern!