Need a deceptively simple but adorably quirky crochet project? Why not this ceaselessly staring pyramid buddy! It will silently judge you whatever you do.
Or maybe you need a gift idea for someone who’s into conspiracy theories?

This pyramid is made using worsted weight yarn and a single 25mm/0.9inch safety eye. It needs no sewing, the whole pyramid is made in one piece, and the eyepiece is attached along with the safety eye.
Stands about 9cm/3.5 inches tall. Works up fast and easy, but does assume knowledge of front & back post stitches.

This PDF-file is 7 pages long with plenty of helpful pictures for creating your very own pyramid buddy. The crochet terms are in US standard and the guide is in english.