The disturbed individuals from Unhinged Knitter (dot com! Ooh, look! A plug!) are delighted to bring you a mitten chart that blends the traditional Norwegian mitten with quirky patterning. The charts are designed for worsted weight yarn, making them perfect for last minute gifts with original style. This is an individual chart, but be sure to check out our bulk packages and receive funky charts, plus bonus surprises! Not to mention you’ll save money that way. Good stuff, right?

Anyhoo, this is the single pattern and chart for the River Raid Mittens. River Raid was an old Atari game created by Activision, featuring a little yellow plane that you would fly (as the title suggests) up river and make with the blasty blast of copters, tankers and other nefarious riff raff. Anyone who has played this game understands how vital it is to hit nigh on every single fuel refill, so the palm of these mittens are loaded with them!

Purchase this pattern using paypal for only 3 dollars (USD) and you’ll recieve a pdf file in your email box within 24 hours.

Happy Knitting!

Tonks, The Unhinged Knitter

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