Never question a man who knows what he’s about like Ron Swanson does. These mittens display arguably the best advice Ron’s ever given--Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing. Knit these in tan, deep brown and with a hint of forest green, and these mittens will give you a friendly reminder and some truly magnificent facial hair to look at all day long.

Purchasing this listing will allow you to download a PDF of this pattern, including instructions as well as the chart to design the pattern of these mittens.

These are my first patterns that I’ve published--please feel free to let me know if you have any questions or need any pointers!