Every time a cryptid comes to town, the skeptics need a scapegoat. Since the Mothman incidents in Point Pleasant, WV, the sand hill crane has been a favorite! With it’s huge wingspan and red eye markings, it sure does cut an imposing figure.

Pay homage to your favorite skeptical excuse with this winter cap, and stay warm while you stalk the crane…or Mothman? …or crane? through the dark woods.