This is a stranded cushion cover with a quote from the always hilarious Moira Rose, of Schitt’s Creek:

“Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican”

As it’s a cushion cover, and cushion inserts come in a variety of sizes, gauge and size are not as important as with other patterns, so I just had fun and found a cushion to fit it afterwards.

I used KnitPicks palette - about 1.5 balls of the main colour, and 0.75 balls of the contrast colour.

I’ve made the pattern free as I don’t think I would be allowed to sell it for profit due to copywrite laws!

This is my first ever attempt at designing a pattern, so I apologise if there are mistakes or it’s not brilliant. Thanks for looking!