Meet Sir Oinkington the Third!

This dapper little piggy isn’t just any farmyard friend—he’s got class, charm, and a bow tie that screams “I’m fancy!” But don’t be fooled! Behind that sophisticated look lies a wildly clumsy, perpetually confused little pig who somehow always ends up in the funniest situations.

His googly eyes? Always looking in opposite directions—probably because he’s trying to keep an eye on his next snack AND his next great adventure at the same time. His stubby little legs (wired for extra wiggles) make him the perfect dance partner, but don’t expect grace—think more along the lines of “baby deer on ice.”

Whether he’s leading a piggy parade or crashing Ziggy and Goofy’s latest scheme, Sir Oinkington is ready to bring laughs, love, and a whole lot of wobbly charm to your crochet collection!